The Horror!

Cackling and horrified, I untied the loose knots holding up curtain backdrop as quickly as I was able. Thankfully and blissfully, the curtains dropped to the ground. I clipped the curtains shut and hung as much weight on the bottom of the curtains as I dared.

Giddy laughter would not stop bubbling from my lips. Again and again I looked in disbelief at the photo I had just snapped of my booth. I could not have set up, framed or imagined a more perfectly horrible image of my booth.


A gigantic, stomach churning, revolting butt crack was perfectly centered in the middle of my booth.

The take away lesson boys and girls? Always, always, ALWAYS, take a moment before the show begins to step back and look at what YOUR booth looks like from the aisle. ALWAYS!!8869146065?profile=original

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  • yes, we chuckled too.  And OMG, it does happen in real life.  Its good to find the humor in those little surprises.  And i bet it looked great when you dropped the drapes down.

  • LOL!!  And trying to keep from choking on my soda, really should not have just taken that drink before I looked at the photo.  Thanks for the really good laugh of the day.

  • Perfect jury booth shot!  "But", you say, the artist should not be present in the shot....

  • I'm soooo glad I had this forum to share the photo. i knew this community would appreciate it!

    Still laughing...  : )

  • Whatever you do, keep that photograph. Just don't look at it before meals!

  • I used to think that the reason women didn't sit at the counter in diners was because they couldn't get their pants low enough to show the crack in their butt.

    Guess I was wrong! 

  • So funny. I didn't notice the butt at first. Was looking at the curtains. Thanks for sharing.
  • Where is the Crack Spackle concessionaire when you really, really need 'em?!

  • I really did laugh out loud.

  • Thanks for the laugh.  Glad you noticed before anyone else!

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