Orlando Art and Living (a joke)!

Orlando Art and Living Expo (BEWARE):



I’ve started seeing calls for the Orlando Art and Living Expo stating:


-175 “juried” artists

-“Because of it’s success we are “growing”

-Art lovers of Central Florida have “strongly” supported the festival.

-Artists will be allowed to drive up to their booth to unload and load.


I did this show in February 2010 (before I became a member of ArtFairInsiders. My booth was directly across from Ron Mellott (who introduced me to ArtFairInsiders).


I applied about a month before the show. As soon as they received my application, Jim Barton (the promoter) sent an email stating that I had been accepted but the only way he could reserve my spot is if I sent my check in immediately. Which I did.


My designated setup time was 6AM on Saturday (before the opening of about 10AM). I arrived early but no one was present. At just prior to 6AM the promoter and crew arrived and stated “just wait and we’ll be with everyone in a moment.” They had to unload all their refreshments and brochures and registration materials. About 6:10 they said to come in from a different direction from where I had been parked for the past 45 minutes. That put me much farther in line (even though I had been the first one to arrive). I did and waited in line as they registered each artist is single file. After they asked “what is your name”, the next question was “HAVE YOU PAID YET?” I asked “was that even an option? And don’t you even know if I’ve paid or not?? What a circus!



Once registered, I asked “OK where is my booth”. Their response was just wait in line and someone will tell you where to set up. After waiting patiently, Jim Baton finally showed up and direct the next few vehicles into the site. By the way, some artists had already set up on Friday which apparently would have made everything much easier. I only had a standard van and I almost touched tents on both sides of the vehicle as I traversed the street to where Jim asked me to set up. He was merely picking spots at random as vehicles arrived so that no two people would be setting up as neighbors at
the same time. Apparently he was doing this to avoid congestion in any one spot. Once unloaded, I had to move my vehicle to the next block to park on the street. No designated parking was provided.



Load out was IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to get their vehicle into the tiny venue until most people had dollied out. So if you’re in a hurry, just be prepared to dolly everything to wherever you may be parked. I was not in a hurry and I took down my display slowly and waited until the site was pretty vacant before I retrieved my vehicle. If it had been raining it would have been a nightmare for me.



OK, let me backup. About a week before the event, I had received an email from Jim and I happened to jump over to their website and see their announcements, etc. All of a sudden, instead of this being
billed as the “Orlando Art and Living Expo” (and promoted as an arts festival), it was not ONLY referred to as something like “Orlando Musik Festival” Their advertisements stated “just bring your dogs, your kids and your blankets and lay out on the lawn to enjoy the music of [band 1] and [band 2].
After all artists had been filled the attention of the promoter seem to have turned to nothing but the entertainment. And the entertainment was LOUD. The stage was at the end of the street where the artists had their tents. I was located about half way down the street (right in the middle of the artists row. If I stayed in my booth I could have conversations with patrons. UNLESS they were outside my tent. It was difficult to carry a conversation in the street. Later I went to the restroom near the stage and asked several artists who were closer to the stage. They said the sound was “deafening”.



OK, how about ‘sales”? Ron and I had continuous conversations for both days of the festival about how NO ONE was carrying a purchase. There were people there, yes. But no one was buying. Only lookers. I know at least 20 people near me that zero’d or didn’t make their booth fee (of perhaps $150). Even the jeweler beside me (who was a local artist with no travel expense) stated he would NEVER come back to this show again.



I happened to get two purchasers which actually paid my booth fee and about half of my expenses. Another photograher, who ended up winning an award, zero’d for the show. And I know two more
photographers who also zero’d. That’s incredible given the fact that all the photographers also had
affordable prints in a bin.



And was the show juried? Hell no! I saw buy/sell locations. I had someone next to me yelling at patrons to buy his book. Later he offered to give me one but cautioned that it was a little vulgar.. Dogs were everywhere (because they were invited). And they loved to excuse themselves on our tents.



Bottom line… I think this show is a lie. It is NOT an art show. It is simply a way for this promoter to fund his event. If you do happen to apply anyway, I do recommend that you NOT pay until you arrive at that show. At least that way you can skip if the weather forecast looks bad.

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  • Yep, my experience exactly several years ago. This is the show that created two of my "look carefully before applying" guidelines. First is I have already received in excess of 10 emails this year urging me to apply that "spots are still available". I unsubscribed myself from the mailing list last year but continue to get them. If a show in this area is begging there is something seriously wrong. Second is, these are big name musical acts they are getting and there is ample space for sitting by the attendees. The art is a side show. The lack of parking is a huge problem because this is not a good area to be walking after dark. I set up on Friday and then drove my motorcycle on Saturday and one of the food vendors graciously allowed me to park by their truck so it wasn't a problem. On Sunday I arrived early and just plain illegally parked. The area is surrounded by parking garages but they won't take vans. I also found the people in charge absolutely rude. When I inquired about suggested places to park I was told "that's your problem". The judging for awards was a joke. They actually had everyone bring their pieces to an area (outside, bright sun) and had you stand there holding your piece while the judges decided and there was obvious favoritism involved. As I mentioned before it is not a good / safe area. Homeless people were in and out of my tent all day long and the person across from me had her credit card machine stolen.

    For me this show comes under the heading - Not if it were the only show on earth.
  • We have artist friends who live in Orlando. In 2009 they asked us to come and do this show and stay with them. We had the weekend free so decided to take them up on the offer. Everything you said Ray sounds so familiar. We arrived early to line up. Spaces were given as you drove in. So we set up next to our friends. If you like loud music and people and dog watching, this is a show for you. A gentleman in a suit came for a wedding in the park and one of my big pieces caught his eye. He wasn't there for the show but this sale saved my weekend. It was one of those "never again" shows. I agree, it is misrepresented. We did enjoy time with our friends.
  • Best way is to copy it into Notepad, check word wrap then check word wrap again so it's one long line of text and then copy and paste into the forum post.

    From your description this (no) show falls in my logic of never doing a show in a theme park. It sounds like the name was going to draw people looking for home improvement stuff.

    Larry Berman
    Digital J u r y Services
    http://BermanGraphics.com
    412-401-8100
  • Sorry about the formatting. I think I've read a few other comments about how the formatting get's messed up when you copy and paste from another program (like Word). I tried to correct but it seemed to make an even bigger mess.
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